War Floaty Tank — Desert Camo
Desert Camo Green Camo Never run out of ammo Features Built for war Size and materials Guarantees Before and after Packs flat Battle Blaster close-up Lake day Getting soaked POV battle Backyard ambush Green camo in action Grandpa vs grandson
★★★★★ 4.8/5

WAR FLOATY™ TANK

Adult-sized tank floatie · built-in cannon · infinite ammo from the lake

$75Free US shipping · In stock, ships in 1–2 business days
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DEPLOYMENT SIZE
✔ Free US shipping✔ 90-day guarantee✔ Ships in 1–2 days
🎁 What's included

1× War Floaty™ Tank (your colorway) · 1× pump-action water blaster with intake tube · repair patch · fold-flat storage design. Pump not included — any standard pump works.

🚚 Shipping information

Free shipping on every US order. Orders ship from our US warehouse within 1–2 business days and typically arrive in 3–7 days. Tracking sent by email the moment it leaves base.

🛡 90-day money-back guarantee

If it's not the best thing you've bought all summer, send it back within 90 days for a full refund. No forms, no interrogation.

FIELD FOOTAGE

SEEN IN ACTION

Real battles. Real lakes. Zero mercy.

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Intake tube pulls water from the lake
CLASSIFIED TECH
THE UNFAIR ADVANTAGE

INFINITE AMMO

They run out. You don't.

A built-in intake tube runs through the hull and pulls water straight from the lake. While everyone else paddles back to reload, you keep firing.

  • 01 Intake tube feeds the cannon directly from the water below you
  • 02 No tanks to refill, no batteries, no downtime
  • 03 Pump-action blaster locks into the turret — always aimed forward
FIELD MANUAL

BATTLE-READY IN 4 STEPS

Pump it up
STEP 01

Pump it up

Any standard pump. Hull first, then turret. Fully inflated in under 3 minutes.

Drop it in
STEP 02

Drop it in

Push it onto the water. Extra-wide base sits stable — no tipping, no soggy corners.

Climb in
STEP 03

Climb in

Legs through the holes, back against the turret. Legs cool in the water, torso ready for war.

Open fire
STEP 04

Open fire

Lock the blaster into the turret and start pumping. The lake is your ammo depot.

NOT A KIDS' TOY

BUILT FOR
GROWN MEN

You're not squeezing into your kid's floatie. This is a full-size war machine designed around an adult body — and built to survive one.

63" × 47"Footprint bigger than a kneeling adult
350 lbsMax rider weight — lake, river or pool
Marine-grade vinylThick, puncture-resistant, holds air all day
2 leg holesLegs stay cool in the water while you fight
Grandpa vs grandson pool battle
ALL AGES. ALL WAR.
KNOW YOUR ENEMY

WAR FLOATY VS. THE REST

WAR FLOATY
Regular floats
Built-in water cannon
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Infinite ammo — refills from the lake
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Fits full-grown adults (350 lbs)
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Marine-grade puncture-resistant vinyl
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Extra-wide anti-tip base
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Instantly the star of the sandbar
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Makes you float
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To be fair, they float too. That's about it.

AFTER-ACTION REPORTS

4.8/5 FROM THE FRONT LINES

★★★★★

From verified riders

★★★★★
✔ Verified buyer

Built like an actual tank

Thought it would be flimsy like every other float I've bought online. Completely wrong. Thick vinyl, holds a full-grown adult, didn't lose air the entire lake day.

Mike R. — Texas
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✔ Verified buyer

My wife said it was unnecessary

She was right. It's completely unnecessary. It's also the best purchase I've made in years. Bought a second one so my brother-in-law can lose to me properly.

Dan K. — Michigan
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✔ Verified buyer

The infinite ammo is real

The intake tube pulls straight from the lake. My buddies with store-bought water guns had to keep swimming back to reload. I did not.

Chris B. — Florida
★★★★★
✔ Verified buyer

Star of the sandbar

Took it to our July 4th raft-up. Every boat wanted a turn. I'm 41 years old and this is my personality now.

Tyler S. — Tennessee
★★★★☆
✔ Verified buyer

Wide and stable

The base is wider than I expected — tried hard to tip it and couldn't. Only reason it's not 5 stars is my son keeps stealing it.

James W. — Ohio
★★★★★
✔ Verified buyer

Inflates fast, packs flat

Under 3 minutes with an electric pump. Deflates and folds into the truck bed no problem. Zero regrets, full send.

Brandon L. — Arizona
INTEL

QUESTIONS FROM HQ

Does it really fit adults?

Yes. The footprint is 63" × 47" and it holds riders up to 350 lbs. You sit inside with your legs through the leg holes and your back against the turret — full-grown men fit with room to spare.

How does the "infinite ammo" work?

A transparent intake tube runs from the cannon through a port in the floor of the tank, straight into the water below you. Every pump pulls fresh ammo from the lake. No refills, no batteries.

Will it pop or lose air?

It's made of thick marine-grade vinyl with reinforced seams — built for lakes, rivers and pools. Inflate it properly and it holds air all day. Every tank ships with a repair patch, just in case someone brings actual weapons.

How long does it take to inflate?

Under 3 minutes with a standard electric pump. Hull first, then turret. Deflates and folds flat for the truck bed or a closet shelf.

How fast is shipping?

Orders ship from our US warehouse within 1–2 business days. Free shipping on every order. Tracking sent by email the moment it leaves base.

What if I don't like it?

90-day money-back guarantee. If it's not the best thing you've bought all summer, send it back for a full refund.